Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Too cute not to post!

The winner of the drawing will be posted and contacted on Monday! Thanks to all the old faces and new that played along!

MUSE: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
*original author unknown - but too funny not to pass on!*

SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?


Nancy said...

cute cute cute......Love the reads.

Oh and are you saying I have an old face LOL

Kristin Reinhard said...

Oh that is a good one!
Brought a smile to my face!

Carolyn said...

This was cute! Oh love the Prima bauble stamp. 2 Peas just got the bauble in, may order from there or the place I got the stamp at. Love cute stuff. LOL Oh and that Paper Gator kicks butt on chipboard. Now I need some time off work, so I can play.

Hope things are going well with you. Nothing real exciting here, just work. Bumming about CHA in Florida, Mom isn't happy about that one either.

Carolyn said...


Me again...I just wanted to ask you if the next time you talk with Ms. Prima (aka Pom) could you ask her if we could get a variety pack of the baubles. Oh my I was just buying some baubles, and at $2.00 pk. they sure were adding up. When I hit the $40 mark I had to scale down some. Wowzer, but they are sure darn cute. Ok, that was my question. hee hee

DawnW said...


I am going to add to the bumming about Florida too, but you knew that already. Maybe I need to pick you up on our way over to visit Carolyn next sumer. WE decided we were going to go on a CHA trip anyway, but closer to, to Michigan, but that's cool.

Rita said...

Someone emailed this to me too -- it's so funny! Love it!

I will be so glad when all the political ads/campaigning is over. It gets so ridiculous and to be way too much (just my opinion) by the end!

Hope all is well! ((HUGS))